OT: The First One

AcE · Number of posts: 10 Registration date: 2008-10-15

Well now i told Dan i would post sum shiiit so heres a lil funny video

the 2nd installment of the first video

And a trailer to the most anticipated movie MINESWEEPER

Jixer · Subject: Re: OT: The First One October 16th 2008, 4:57 pm

That was some funny shit. Not gunna lie.

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Chaoz · Subject: Re: OT: The First One October 23rd 2008, 6:18 pm

mah nuts itch!

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Richard · Number of posts: 18 Registration date: 2008-10-30

soo....dance lessons anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZFCnKQusmw

Jixer · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 2nd 2008, 9:04 pm

A couple funny things I think we should try doin sometime. The second one is alot better.

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Chaoz · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 3rd 2008, 3:32 pm

wow dan........wow

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Jixer · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 6th 2008, 5:15 pm

Grandma..... Bruce Willis is my favorite bed time hero.

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Chaoz · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 11th 2008, 3:19 pm

I FOUND MY i Touch!!!! For those of you who knew it was missing....I FOUND IT!!!

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Jixer · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 11th 2008, 5:31 pm

Retarded ass movie. lol. Where was your Itouch my friend?

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Chaoz · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 11th 2008, 5:34 pm

my friend? No gay/balls in my mouth joke??? lol It was inbetween my car seats. I thought i looked but the thing is so thin, that it slipped all the way to the floor, so when i moved my chair all the way up i could see it. Very Happy

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AcE · Number of posts: 10 Registration date: 2008-10-15

people getting punched

Chaoz · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 12th 2008, 3:43 pm

about as random as it gets. Very Happy

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Jixer · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 12th 2008, 9:51 pm

Try not to post stupid ass shit like that. Please.

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Jixer · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 29th 2008, 6:55 pm

So since nobody gets on this site anymore. I thought I'd try and spice shit up a little so you keep coming back and maybe posting something!

JOKES:

-If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

-Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

-The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?

All the men stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.

-He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

I'll try and find some videos and other sh!t to put up in here too. But if anyone else would like to help, that would be fvck!ng grand.

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Chaoz · Subject: Re: OT: The First One November 30th 2008, 7:45 pm

lolololololololololol I love a good cock joke! :dodgy:

I'll see if i can dig up any good jokes or something post worthy.

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